While I know that I'm one of the oldest among my friends, but I really thought that forgetting EVERYTHING would happen years and years from now. So, my friends, it's time to find me a "home" that will accept a 38yo with alzheimers and a 2.5yo. Yes, I must take D with me to this new home.
So, here is my story of forgetting everything. In the span of 4 days, I have forgotten 2 vet appointments AND my wallet. I scheduled Dakota's yearly vaccinations for late afternoon on Valentines Day - 4:15 to be exact. Totally forgot about it. Not because I had BIG VD plans, in fact, at that very moment I was dropping off cake books to a friend for her to look through. UGH! So I rescheduled for the next day. I didn't forget this appt and manged to remember to schedule Oreo to get a vaccination so I can board her in 2 weeks. I was very diligent and wrote down the appt. in my calendar. The Vet asked if I wanted a reminder card "NOOOOO!" I replied. "I have it written down right here in my 'bible', 3:15 Monday."
Uh-huh. All weekend long, I kept saying "Oreo has a vet appt. 3:30 on Monday". I'm actually 1-2 min early to the vet today and extremely proud. Only to hear, "Oh, you're here!"
"yep" I reply "3:30 on the nose."
"well" the receptionist replies "your appt was scheduled at 3:15"
"really?"
"yes, we don't schedule appts on the 1/2 hours"
So I dig in my purse to find my 'bible' and turn bright red with shame. In bold lettering on the date Feb. 18, it states Oreo 3:15. UGH!!!
2 times in less than 1 week I've forgotten a vet appt. No problems though, they give her the vaccine and we're ready to go.
EXCEPT!!!
As I reach into my purse for my wallet....no wallet....none. I find a change purse, pack of gum, various receipts, and several tubes of Carmex. DOH! I took my wallet out of my purse this morning and put it into my gym bag when I went to workout. I apologize profusely and state that I'll be right back. Thank goodness that the vet is just down the street.
I load Oreo into the car and head off towards home. In the mean time, I think - GREAT, now I can stop by the grocery store on my way home (for the 2nd time) and get something for dinner. I drop Oreo off, grab my wallet and head back to the vet. I pay the vet and get into my car and head home.
DOH!! I get all the way to my subdivision entrance when I remember that I was going to run into the grocery store to find something for dinner. UGH!! I give up.
I'm just going to find a cave and go live in it. However, I will probably forget what I'm looking for when I get to where ever caves may be found. So, if you don't see a blog from me in a while, it's b/c I've forgotten that I've started one.
BTW - we had McD's for dinner.
Hey crazy lady, it was farther for you to drive to McDonald's for your dinner, than to just go back to the Safeway. But you probably forgot that :)
ReplyDeleteLOL -- the whole time I'm reading this, all I kept thinking was ... "What did they have for dinner?" (which, of course, you answered at the very end--thank you)
ReplyDeletep.s. I'll let you know how the cave hunt goes.